Monday, November 19, 2007

Folk Music Musician Band

As already showed in earlier item about Belarus Minority, all Minority People are welcome with Open Arms in Our Beautiful Country. Here is demonstrated singing talent of the Minority from Slovakia, and their love to fishing. It is Polka from Finn-Land. Slovakia Minority is 0.3 percent of the demographic. All Minority have half-hour Television Show on the station RTRZ 2, in the morning.

Consume with Moderation, Please

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Zarmar - Shipping Company of Republika Zaranska

Shipping Company "Zarmar" not only offers to your service container and cargo bringing, but with new holiday boat "Oktopus IV" now is taking the passengers to holiday to all ports of the world. From Kuba to Kanari, Maroko to Mauritius, the holiday boat "Oktopus IV" slips over the wavings smoothly and luxury.

Holiday-Boat "Oktopus IV"

On board of Holiday-Boat "Oktopus IV" You will find all manners of convenience. Shopping street, Piano Bar, Restaurant Alakart, Light Music Orkestra, Dancing, Cofferie, Fotograf.
Rooms on Holiday Boat are comfortable and cozy. For information please contact:

ZarMar Passenger Service
ul. Posajden 117/I/4
1013 Olva-Sas

Monday, September 10, 2007

Eat it Your Fill at Auto-Resto "Transrest"

Auto-Resto "Transrest"

On the ZAP-1 after the 47 kilometer post, westways

Tired of your journey? Thirsty or Hungry? Then stop it your car at the auto-resto from the network "Transrest". You can go to the bar to drink something nice or take it your family to the restaurant self-service section or the alakart. Playpit for children, service station for you car. Telephones.

Auto-Resto "Motoplan"

On the ZAP-3 near the 74 kilometer post

Operated by Network "Transrest" also is for your Convenience and Comfort available Auto-Resto "Motoplan". Builded across both ways of ZAP-3 (Zaranska Auto Pista) you can take it your coffee going west or east! For the childrens Playpit, for You and Your loved ones Restaurant "Zum". For Lorrys Hotel with casino "Eldorado". Come and visit Us!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

President return from Ordeal of Kid-Nap

Dear Readers!

You may have noticed it that, for some long time now nothing has been written in the pages of this Kronika. This is because we had terrible crisis while President was missing. A mission of Diplomatic nature was planned for one Week-end, however he didn't come back until only yesterday, even more than one months more! Unable to speak presently due to virus caught while away, it is not possible to surmise what it was that it was that might happened with him. Perhaps Kid-nap? Now it is that he is back again on the horse of power, holding the reins we can now repeat again our commitment to You bringing the most Up-to-Date informations on all subjects. Hooray!

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Join to us! Be like Matko!

Do you are looking for job? If you are citizen of EU then you can be grateful, the Guvernment of Our Beautiful Country has made special arrangement. You can come here to work! If you like it, then perhaps, if you are right-type person then you can stay here and become Citizen!

Monday, April 9, 2007

In Sinema now! Everybody Favourite!


And Leopard-Woman!

Come to Sinema tonight to watching famous hero of Action Tarzan! See him fight with Animals of Jungle. Sinema is good fun for all Family and Friends, you can have food like you want also with carbonated drinks of many flavour. After why not have drinks in Bar-nightclub "Taste of Night"?

Sunday, April 8, 2007

A Comfortable Easter Time for You and Your Family!

It is time again when for all your Little Ones, comes the Bunny of Easter on his magic tractor pulling all the eggs he will hide in your garden. Look! There it is the egg, under the wheel-barrow! Oh, and the other one! Where can it be hiding? I don't know! Do you?

Also for Adult, it is time for remembering your Family and Friends, everybody coming together for nice meal and Party. This is the tradition in Our Beautiful Country.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Book your Hollyday here in Republika Zaranska now!

Never it is too late to booking your Hollyday for Summertime 2007. Why not try Our Beautiful Country? Apart from forest and mountain, we also have big lakes of fresh water, where you can swim, take a boat, maybe even water-ski! Owing to the congenial climate, the summer temperature is comfortable yet not uncomfortable. Like the lovely girls on the Post-Card, you can take your radio or magnetofon, but don't disturb them the other makers of Hollyday, please! Campingsites available, turist tax now doesn't need to be paid so don't worry about it. If you like Apartman or Zimmer Frei, it is also for your disposition. We are looking forward You!

Here exampled is Paradais Turistik "Kaskad" in the area of the Lakes. Here You will find amenities to your Pleasure like Kemping and Apartman. Stroll in garden, barbecue at evening or row your boat. All is here for You at Paradais Turistik "Kaskad".

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Come to visit them, your Animal Friends at the Zoo!

Yes, come to visit it the Zoo! (official name: State Zoological Garten of Republika Zaranska)
Here You will find all famous Animals
naturally-found in Our Beautiful Country, inclusive Bear, Rabbit and the Fox! Search around with diligence, and you may be lucky to see even the Tortoise, he likes to hide in the flora! Other Animals can also be seen here too, some what are not naturally found in Our Beautiful Country, exampled by the Pangolin, Terrapin and Silk Monkey.

Director of Zoo Kerabina Trabalka ensures it that all Animals are happy and treated with the respect for Environment, and their habitat. Animals are our friends, but they can't say it with the words, but Kerabina understands almost like magic what is they want, and always provides. Of course, not to spoil them like little bad childrens!

For Your childrens, not Animals, there is provided a Junior Railway Train, which goes around and around the decompassation of the State Zoological Garten. It passes most places where the Animals are living, excepting Insects, who live in an inside house. The train cannot go there, but even if could, insects are so small you can't see them from the train moving, even so slow.

So, come your Family to visit it Our Zoological Garten! Nestling next to the Park of Amusement and Wholesome Recreation you will find it. Open all days excepting days of mourning and rememberance. From 8 of the morning until dark.

Remember it, the Animals are our Friends!

Expressions of Human need the Animals!

If you have Home-Animal, treat well please!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Guvernment goes for Finding-Fact mission

Rokus Water Tower, Szeged, Hungary

To all dear Readers of Kronika Republika Zaranska - the journalists and staff-members do send sincerest Apology to You, since the Guvernment of Our Beautiful Country has gone for Finding-Fact Mission to Hungary nothing news has come from departments of turistic propaganda or any other Companys. Upon returning of the mission service is sure to resume. Thankyou for your Understand and Patience.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

GO! With the Auto-Stop!

Take to the freedom of the road in the friendly-to-environment way, the Auto-Stop! Just stick it out your thumb, and "hey presto" soon already some nice motorist will stop and ask it where you need to go to! This tradition origins from the time of the Wars, when not everyone could have car. Now more people have car, however due to care the Environment of Our Beautiful Country and the World, it is still popular as mode of travel.

Actual as never sounds the words of Prjevalski N.M; "and the life is beautiful becasuse one can travel" And how he would still agree today, special as scientist-ingenieurs make a claim on the Global Warming. Even if we like it, it is not always so good for everyone to drive alone in big cars, even ZAF100 Sportcoupe. So, if you don't need it, why not try it the Auto-Stop? You never know who you will meet!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Presso-Bar "Amfora" invites!

For only one night, special guests Uncle Sintetizator and "Dusha" will guarantee for You good Atmosphere and dancing to delight-filled ever-green melodies of your yore. "Her Eyes were Blue", "O Moon above", "Little Delicate Rose-Petal" are inclusive of some of the songs that will be sung by them. Uncle Sintetizator and "Dusha" are tireless romantics, and know just what it is that makes the heels click and the tap-tap. They come from the great tradition since 1983 of Synthesiser Uncles, so versatile with their latin rhythms and velvet voice of love. So, come! To Presso-Bar "Amfora" on 17 Februar at approximately 20.30 CET+1.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Be You Chic this Year!

Hot from the Press comes new "KATALOG" for the year of 2007. Be You also Chic in the springtime, with the costumes to be found in the 250 page (approximate) booklet. Not only springtime, but winter, summer and autumn too. Prices are reasonable and so is quality. Find it in all shops representing the productions of "KATALOG". "KATALOG" is referencing in magazines of fashion such as "Tanja" - "Woman of Today" - "City Girl" and has commendation from members of the theatrical and artistic fraternity.


Why not?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Television Programme for Little Ones

As already is known, Marta Hajdabarasina presents her show "Show in the Playpit" for children. Also with her parrot name is Miki. Here we show you preview from a car-toon about a little piggy. Recently bought from the National Television Service of Belgium, our up-writers have not yet written the words for Our Beautiful Language, and the words of Flem remained. Still the story self-explains easily. You will enjoy it!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Come to Live in New House!

Housing-Complexity "Meadow"

Yes, constructing has begin on phase no.2 of new housing area "Meadow". Comfortable apartments with all modern comforts are available at low price for new persons wishing to buy. One or Two bedrooms, room for living, kitchen and bathroom, include WC. Heating. You can park it your car outside under nice lamps, don't worry! In housing area "Meadow" will be all amenities built in the near, such as Cultural Centre, Shops and Restaurant/Bar. A playpit for the Children will also be constructed with Swing, hurly-burly and Roundybout, etcetera. Come to living here with your Family!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Folk Group Musician Band

Presenting to You Folk Ensemble "Biaseda" of Belarusian Minority of Republika Zaranska. Even though the Belarusian minority is tiny one, only 0.07 percents of the demography, the Guvernment supports them just as all other minorities with cultural help and understanding. On Television all minorities have half-hour program on RTRZ 2 in the mornings.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Ministry of Internal Tourism


The Ministry of Internal Tourism exists to promoting the knowledge of Our Beautiful Country to citizens living here in Republika Zaranska. Although it is true, that all citizens know in their hearts the beauty of their environment it is our burden to remind not only of where to go but also how to behave, like don't dirty the fields and rivers. And also keeping one eye on the industry and fabriks, to make it sure they don't put their rubbish on the river too. The ministry produces propaganda to this effect, as exampled below:

Don't hesitate to call us! We are always ready to answer your call!

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Scooting in Republika Zaranska!

Do you like it to scoot?
Well come to Our Beautiful Country where you can scoot to the delight of your Heart through spick villages and span country. Courteous drivers of motor cars always wave and smile, because in Republika Zaranska every driver knows to make way for road-Users who are more vulnerable. In the city enjoy the wide boulevards and twisty routes of the Old Town, free parking for your scooter will make it easy to visit the cozy cafes and meet your friends. Don't forget, don't drink and drive! Of course, this does not include coffee and tea! Service posts for popular marks are available even in small villages, so don't worry if you get a defect.

Friday, January 5, 2007

Come with the Fly! With Us!


We are very glad to invite You to the World of Travels. Using venerable and trusty aircraft Ilyushin Il-62m and Tupolev Tu-134 or Tu-154, Zaranska Aero Transports will take You to your destination quickly and smooth.

Inaugarated since 60 years ago, Zaranska Aero Transports (originally operating domestic service only until 1955) now has a good record without many accidents. Pretty hostesses of the air will tend to needs of yours with smile and geniality. Pilot with experience flys magic carpet ride. Central hub of operation Aeroport Olva-Şaş. Flying in Europe, major destinations. Also include Asia and Karibik.

Monday, January 1, 2007

We wish for You good Silvester!

Kronika Republika Zaranska wishes to all Readers and Friends the all best for the following year 2007. Prosperity, fortune smiles on You! Contribute your excellence for a New generation, and be happy to realize any of your dreams!