Sunday, March 13, 2016

Company "ZATimpex" Announcement


We from ZATimpex are delighted to announcing it the launch of our new Website as of yesterday, March 12th at 2245!


Come to visit us at https://www.zatimpex.com 

 As well as being it the National Import-Export Company of Republika Zaranska we are also specialise in the importing Transylvanian Folk Art directly from them the creative Artisans of Transylvania.

As evidenced by being an International Company trading all over Europe, we are proudly "PRO European" and have therefore designed it the I LOVE EUROPE sticky just for You, so like us, you can proudly support Europe by putting it on your car, letterbox or wherever you want people to see it! Check it out at https://www.zatimpex.com/collections/stickers/products/i-love-europe-bumper-sticker and order as many as you wish! We welcome you, our new future customers and thank you for your support!

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

International Day of Woman





Today is International Day of Woman. Don't forget it to her, remember of the words of it the song of Mr James Braun - "it would be the nothing, without her the woman or her the girl"
This is a picture from the Olden Days when Our Beautiful Country was Communistic before 1989. Allthough it is the fact that many bad things were happened then, not all were so bad so we don't forget everything or throw it in the Trash-Can of the History. Like the International Day of Woman. Infact, in Our Beautiful Country every day is Day of Woman, our citizens always remember to take off their hats when opening the doors or getting into lift-cabins.



Thursday, January 21, 2016

National Archive Post-Card

National Archive


Here it is, the buildings of the National Archive. This is it the place where it is kept amongst all the Microfiche The History Book. Written by an Anonymous, namely a man who we don't know his name - it tells us much about certain periods of it, our History. Unfortunately the reason for this is reasoned by dark aspects when unkind dictators, kings and robber-barons ripped out those pages from it that were not conducive to their philosophy. However on it the other hand, events in description on these pages were always kept alive in it the Folk Tradition, songs, verbal Art etcetera. Sometimes even as recently as during the most recent time of Communism people were punished for singing or even playing them the melodys of these songs. The transcribes of these songs and melodys were dutifully collected by folk anthropologists and they are also held in it the National Archive.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Mantling Industry in Rude Health

New-Built Houses Area "Chestnut II"


In Our Beautiful Country we are always interesting to know it what it is that is occuring in the World. Our Listening Service has heard it, that in the United Kingdom there is the shortage of the Houses for the working people. Here in Republika Zaranska there is no problem thankyou to it our Industry of Mantling. Recently mantled was the new housing complex "Chestnut II" where all amenities are offered to the choice of the inhabitants. Central heating from far, hot water and nice rooms with balcons are for everybody. Investing of private renting is forbidden as is it is it the philosophy that a builded house is Home, not something else.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

New Sticky for your Automobile!

Hurray! From the Cafepress

Saturday, April 19, 2014

The time it is for Easter Again is! Hurray!

Time for happy, eggs and rabbit he comes again for You!

 
 

Here he's coming once more again the Easter Rabbit in his little car carrying the egg for childrens in the village everywhere! Even if you are not the child or in the village you can enjoy it the Easter here in Our Beautiful Country. Everywhere there is the painting of eggs, the little basket with Baby Chicken and funny. Remember, it is not allowed having too much fun on Big Friday!

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The Happy New Year it is 2013

The Happy New Year it is 2013! To all Friends we wish the Happy, the money bag and the Little Baby of Time who comes when! Party Party Time for You! Love!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Culture-Science Event

The National Folk Ensemble "Kolibri" of our Beautiful Country will be performing their newest Hits and Favourites at concert hall "Pektor" in Olva-Sas in the next weeks. Here they are, to performing their evergreen "Hey Mother" in the near of tourist resort Hozik.

Billets for the performance event are availed by all representative offices of the National Culture Association in your village or town.

Remember it is always important to guard safe your traditions and languages - "as many languages speaks the man so many men is he" as said Valery Khototkin.




Saturday, August 21, 2010

Republika Zaranska Welcomes Seekers of Asyl

In the time of Strife it is important to know it that Our Beautiful Country open Arms to peoples of the Globus like here in the picture from after the Big War when Our Beautiful Country accepted many minorites to the demographic.

Now again, since the application to the CE, when so many countries close them their doors to to the Poor and the maladvantaged because of problems of a nature economic worldwide (the Crise) it is important for all peoples to know it that Republika Zaranska by its nature is a welcome place for all, for those left on the waves of the sea in little boats alone, waving to all and wearing raggedy garments of the other peoples because that is all they could finded floating about for help. There is no requirement for skill, only one must read it the informations finded here in Kronika Republika Zaranska to decide it if this is the place they really are want to live.

Remember, the life is beautiful because one can travel (as in description of the words of Khohotkin), even if the journey is not one decided to make through options offered to the choice!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Band Coming for Tour

Great Fantastic Music Band "La Mort Subite" make special plans this year to come to play in Conference Hall "Alex". Sing, La Mort Subite, Sing! Play your instruments! Dancing, happy! Fun for all ages if you are coming to this concert party!


They will have it on sale their latest Compact Disk en-named "Shot in the Dark" For only 17 Dinar You can buy. If you can make to Internet Cafe, then you must check it them on www.lamortsubite.co.uk.

Zaraton Record Company is so proud to be only Record Company to make Records for "La Mort Subite" Hooray!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

To the Space! And Far!


In the future it, is hoped it that Astro-Cosmonauts from Republika Zaranska who were studied at the Akademi for Science-Culture, will be able to visit it the International Space Station. In the era of co-operation of nations it is not any more longer possible to try to fly own rockets, like exampled in the picture. This is the only remained example of Our Own Rocket which was designed and builded here in Our Beautiful Country. Millions of Dinars were spended on the research from 1963 to 1965 and it was finally constructed 1966-1967, but was never shooted off.

Now, as mentioned, a new era is begun of co-operation and our brightest students are maybe to go with a mission in 5 years time to the International Space Station!


Saturday, May 31, 2008

Writing of Ancestor founded in Cavern




Last week were found on old scrolls writings of Ancestors. A little boy lost his dog in a Cavern, and went inside to looking for him. He hearded him to bark by an old pot, fished him out from the Cavern and told his Daddy what he saw there. This was a fact of Fortune, for his Daddy is working by the National Institut of Study of Old Things. Here is what the scroll writings say. It is a theory that it is not one language but maybe 7 dialects spoked by the people what used to living in Our Beautiful Country. Nobody knows yet what the meaning is, but maybe the words are similar.

Beilnstya film puwafil! Filmstza glosuz löst ort puzberuwafil vw wafgk. Wurmliec üroli solida olg fazusol, liebw gebzusolif. Dowc wodulari aktenzulari sit!

Beijo filmstya glortwad, losty ortwad sty ceglm styceil. Tyceglortyad wadi zurnkif troliea, so okiday lie ifayt daytrecw - azurea fox.

Beijnpu flimst glortwb kostwae opt suzadhlo. Twad wadglosuzafijns zusolifay vroliec poli! Da zus vrolie liecz, zoet tja! Irak foxt akten.

Beijo filosuyadi koprüyadikopt, opuya ruzadilört yadsty? Zurölgec ürolidaz polie oki faytsolida! Ayüs kifay gebzusoli fayüs okifay.

Beil filmstya églöruza glosuz kortyadikost ort, suzadikost üzbéglnruz. Wc zurölgec, troli solida. Ölifazusolge kiebyusnlieb gécz dayt polifaxurol.

Bdijosztad filmst glosuz. Kostzad oruzafi ruzad, uza zadi! Zurn trolida solida, olgecyur kida? Gda fazurnji azurnjida.

Babcac zurn troji solidazusok, mliecytsnl liec ida fazusol byt? Behloruzae film glosuz, lopty ostyc ruzad. Vybehlo zbehlost!




Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter again!

Happy Rabbits play the Music all over Our Beautiful Country, it is the time of Egg finding and chicken hatching, little lambs also running everywhere in the field! Enjoy it the time of festivity, and love them your friends and Family. It is important, to remember it that the Work should be happy, and still the hollyday. Happy Easter Time to You!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Zaraton Presents "Refis Hericip - His Second Kaset"


On the hot-heels of his first Kaset now Refis Hericip presents it his Second Kaset. Just as the first it is full to brim with favourite songs like "We drink the party...hey!" and also "Girl with the dark Eyes"

The voice of Refis Hericip has description by its deep tone yet chirpy nature. If you go to wedding-party, it is sure that you will hear the popular songs of this weathered performer. Since the age of three he was performing to his Family but a tragedy happened where his parents and brothers and sisters were accidented by a fire. Despite, he retained his disposition of cheeriness yet in some songs you can hear it the pain of the losing. Also in the funeral can be heard some of these sadder songs. So as to be seen, the music of Refis Hericip can be suitable for many situations of differing circumstance or option.

Available: Now
Price: 15

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Company "Zarpija"


State Joint-Stock Holding Company "Zarpija" now has exclusive right of Import for famous drink of Emerald Island Irland. Itself a meal, Guinness Drink was drunk famously for many years by happy persons all over the Globus.


Monday, November 19, 2007

Folk Music Musician Band

As already showed in earlier item about Belarus Minority, all Minority People are welcome with Open Arms in Our Beautiful Country. Here is demonstrated singing talent of the Minority from Slovakia, and their love to fishing. It is Polka from Finn-Land. Slovakia Minority is 0.3 percent of the demographic. All Minority have half-hour Television Show on the station RTRZ 2, in the morning.



Consume with Moderation, Please

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Zarmar - Shipping Company of Republika Zaranska

Shipping Company "Zarmar" not only offers to your service container and cargo bringing, but with new holiday boat "Oktopus IV" now is taking the passengers to holiday to all ports of the world. From Kuba to Kanari, Maroko to Mauritius, the holiday boat "Oktopus IV" slips over the wavings smoothly and luxury.


Holiday-Boat "Oktopus IV"

On board of Holiday-Boat "Oktopus IV" You will find all manners of convenience. Shopping street, Piano Bar, Restaurant Alakart, Light Music Orkestra, Dancing, Cofferie, Fotograf.
Rooms on Holiday Boat are comfortable and cozy. For information please contact:

ZarMar Passenger Service
ul. Posajden 117/I/4
1013 Olva-Sas




Monday, September 10, 2007

Eat it Your Fill at Auto-Resto "Transrest"

Auto-Resto "Transrest"

On the ZAP-1 after the 47 kilometer post, westways



Tired of your journey? Thirsty or Hungry? Then stop it your car at the auto-resto from the network "Transrest". You can go to the bar to drink something nice or take it your family to the restaurant self-service section or the alakart. Playpit for children, service station for you car. Telephones.


Auto-Resto "Motoplan"

On the ZAP-3 near the 74 kilometer post


Operated by Network "Transrest" also is for your Convenience and Comfort available Auto-Resto "Motoplan". Builded across both ways of ZAP-3 (Zaranska Auto Pista) you can take it your coffee going west or east! For the childrens Playpit, for You and Your loved ones Restaurant "Zum". For Lorrys Hotel with casino "Eldorado". Come and visit Us!


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

President return from Ordeal of Kid-Nap

Dear Readers!

You may have noticed it that, for some long time now nothing has been written in the pages of this Kronika. This is because we had terrible crisis while President was missing. A mission of Diplomatic nature was planned for one Week-end, however he didn't come back until only yesterday, even more than one months more! Unable to speak presently due to virus caught while away, it is not possible to surmise what it was that it was that might happened with him. Perhaps Kid-nap? Now it is that he is back again on the horse of power, holding the reins we can now repeat again our commitment to You bringing the most Up-to-Date informations on all subjects. Hooray!

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Join to us! Be like Matko!

Do you are looking for job? If you are citizen of EU then you can be grateful, the Guvernment of Our Beautiful Country has made special arrangement. You can come here to work! If you like it, then perhaps, if you are right-type person then you can stay here and become Citizen!